I am a married man home alone on the evening of Monday 3rd of Feb and would like to entertain a lady for some intimate fun.

I can accommodate and I'm thinking a few drinks, some chat and nibbles then, if we click, some intimate and mutually beneficial fun.

Maybe you're married, in a relationship or single and would like to explore a fantasy with an older, experienced married man or just as a bit of a change and excitement…..I’ll do the things that your partner won’t or you’re too shy to ask for.

Obviously this is a very cheeky ad however, if you don't ask you simply don't get.

I am very bright, humorous and very well travelled so I guarantee an interesting evening and hopefully an intimate night.

I am also a veteran so my moral compass may be slightly skewed but I really am a gentleman.

I am 5' 8", well built and trying my best to look after myself however I have the usual lumps, bumps and bruises of someone my age.

If any of this this sounds interesting...even slightly, I do hope to hear from you.

Please note my age and the fact I am married before you contact me.

You can obviously text or email me, and we can arrange a call to verify I'm a real person and more importantly prove that I am who I say I am. Please do not call out of the blue as I just won't answer.

Pat xx