Location | Scotland Edinburgh Edinburgh - Edinburgh |
My age | 33 years old |
I am | Man |
Looking for | Woman |
Service(s) (at discretion) |
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Hello,
I have an exotic animal in my trousers which likes to make an appearance at the most inopportune moments. Sometimes he can be a bit hostile and in general is a bit of a headache for his long suffering owner.
I am therefore looking for a steely nerved individual who can charm this snake, leaving it in a docile state. If you have any experience in dealing with vicious wild animals, or even if you don't, then you may be able to help.
If you fancy your chances then please get in touch.
Small Print: Please note that the owner does not accept any liabilities, financial or otherwise, should you incur any damage to life or property. Side effects may include euphoria, addiction and death.